Bears don’t sign, they Ursine…. and I’d like to see them try to collect from him, that’d be a grizzly sight. Opposable thumbs? We don’t need no steenkin’ opposable thumbs! This is one of those kiosks you see at the maul. The contract won’t stand up in court, once the bear stands up. It’ll be a mute court at that point. Bail? Heck yeah we’ll bail! Bailiff, arrest that bear! Bailiff! Bailiff??
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well…. there may not be a law….but if they trap a bear in a nasty contract, they’d better watch out for the very powerful escape claws.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
I think trouble’s bruin.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Bears don’t sign, they Ursine…. and I’d like to see them try to collect from him, that’d be a grizzly sight. Opposable thumbs? We don’t need no steenkin’ opposable thumbs! This is one of those kiosks you see at the maul. The contract won’t stand up in court, once the bear stands up. It’ll be a mute court at that point. Bail? Heck yeah we’ll bail! Bailiff, arrest that bear! Bailiff! Bailiff??
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
Some comics comments I like to read because I know there will be great puns. No disappointment today. Thanks to all you punny people!
Bargrove almost 11 years ago
I can bearly stand it.
snarky1941 almost 11 years ago
You seldom hear “bear down” any more. Of coarse, there are no ursonauts. Is that black humor or merely grizzly?