Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2013
July 12, 2013
July 14, 2013
Transcript:
But being so in touch with one's self... Being so aware... Comes with a price... There can come dark times... Melancholy times... When seemingly small things... Things an average person might not even perceive... Can trigger a profound sadness in my soul... Can I get a price check on aisle three!? Uh huh uh uh uh
tuna1 almost 11 years ago
Oh, I think the average person can perceive that…
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He can button his shirt anytime now.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
It is a corollary of Murphy’s Law that the Express Lane never is, once you enter it….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Sisyphos, even if it’s not the “Express” line, the other line always moves faster….Move over there? Well, you know what happens……..
Varnes almost 11 years ago
tuna1, you must be an artist too….nowadays the average person doesn’t use the word “perceive”….
gilmccarthy almost 11 years ago
I need help here. Why did Monty put on a shirt? Is that a urinal cake the clerk is asking a price check for? Why is he buying a garden hose in the pouring rain? Why does the customer in front of him have a full cart while she is in the express lane?
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
never got no learning or rightin or readen dats why.
AlexPK85 almost 11 years ago
I believe Van Gogh felt meloncholy went he saw a cotton swab.
Commentator almost 11 years ago
Is it just me or did Monty suddenly grow a Lucas-style unichin?
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
I sure hope there isn’t going to be a cleanup on aisle 5.
Mayor Snorkum almost 11 years ago
Alex Rourke: Another law of nature is that the imbecile in front of you will always have an overflowing cart in the express line.
xenobiafeinberg Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Emo Phillips’ definition of infinity involves a hundred carts in front of you with each customer paying by check. Add three minutes to that and you have infinity. Much funnier when he does this on the record/8 track/cassette /CD
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Ohhh the anguish! Will no one take pity upon this poor soul and give up their place in the line?