FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 16, 2013

Why is she spending two panels staring at the screen? Oh, its a mac.

nice going… she’s window shopping.

Reading product reviews on Amazon is almost as much fun as reading comments on GoComics.

George Takei writes crazy/funny reviews, occasionally. Weird products are full of them.

Why must people keep arguing over Mac and Windows – or worse, not even arguing, just flaming? Yes, I have a preference too, but I’m not even going to tell you which (I’m sure someone will read into that decision and think, “Oh, she must like ___ and is ashamed of it” or something). However, I like mine for my own reasons…if you like the other for your own reasons, that’s absolutely fine. But why must we insult each other’s preferences?

I love hanging out at amazon! If I’m bored and need something to do I go there and browse. The things you can find! Yesterday I saw a 50 dollar white noise machine and the only noise it made was the sound of a fan. It’s like, just go out and buy a 5 dollar fan and you get the same thing plus you get airflow!

They had Amazon back then? Ah how I miss the buzz and ping as modems tried to sync up.

Duh. Thus my use of the word technically, of the double quotes, and of the overkilling™ mark.