Matt Bors for June 19, 2013
June 12, 2013
June 23, 2013
Transcript:
GUN SHOW Man: Okay, I'll take that one, that one, that one, and that one. Man: Cool. Here's the cash. Thanks! Text: Can u pick hummus on ur way home from the show? Text: K no prob PRISM PRISM Worker: Sir, Islamic food request in Sector 7-G. Please advise. PRISM Boss: Run their background.
SwimsWithSharks almost 11 years ago
Nice shorts.
Looks like the guy from “Reno 911”.
ARodney almost 11 years ago
Maybe bigots have a special taste receptor that rejects tasty, healthy food if it comes from a culture they hate.
I Play One On TV almost 11 years ago
No worries. Buying weapons for cash at gun shows means there is no background to check.
d_legendary1 almost 11 years ago
“Grow your own food”
I would be sued by Monsanto.
“Build your own car.”
I’d get sued by Ford, Toyota, and every car company in existence.
“Perform your own hear surgery.”
My insurance won’t cover that.
Noveltman almost 11 years ago
Sector 7-G, eh? Nice Simpsons reference.