Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2013

don’t sweat it. apres moi, le deluge

But what about Poopaloo?

Loo water, loo water…chemical blue water…What will you dowhen your army can’t poo?

High water, low water,Nothing worse than no water…A sad tale, if true…the reverse Waterloo….

so I’ll say toodle-oo… )

Actually, that whole story smells s little fishy…

OK, not fishy exactly….and more than a little.

Varnes… I answered you late yesterday.

A lesser-known aphorism of Napoleon: “An army travels on its bowels.”

I think Wellington took the piss out of Napoleon……..(This means something quite different in Britain: look it up!)

Long way to go for a looly pun . . . ☻

Susan, I was talking about boobs! As in: Thanks for the mammaries…..the big ones and the smallOn women short and tallThe kind that bounce, the kind that sway,The kind that will come out to play…..Oh thank you so much…

Bruno, I don’t get it….Isn’t anybody going to reference Waterloo Sunset by the Kinks? Come on, people….

Varnes… yeah, I figured….

I just thought the other two more readily sprang to mind as “favorite” entertainment.

LOL

I think Bruno is referring to a different Waterloo…

The one in Lambeth, that’s a very large station in the London Underground system.

I used to know someone who had lived near it, and liked to adapt various songs to suit it, with (to me) a dwindling amount of comic effect…over the years of hearing them….

Oh…. and it’s the site that repeats comments, not the poster….it’s a glitch.

That is, unless you hit submit again when you don’t see it post…that will also make it double.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGZRuoKJjQU