Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for June 17, 2013

Yup. “Ouch,” there…. For both of them.

It was more likely a guy who appeared ‘normal’ on first appearances, but who failed badly on ‘committment’ one way or another.

Happens.

Guys have no monopoly.

Men treat women the way they have been treated by women and, yes, women will say the same thing but women get more down right joy playing with men’s affections ! !

Louis Grizzard approves

Lucky Rena, like Val mine died.

Just let Val go please!

Seriously, Jan. Rena really needs to update her look to 2013, like a new DOO, a dye job and a more fashionable update in her wardrobe instead carrying on with the GRANNY look. Maybe that would be a good start on the dating game

Oh, Rena isn’t over it just yet.

“Sounds more like a Weird Al country-western song.”Actually, for my own amusement, I once made up a song that resembles “Two-Dollar Pistol.” The germane part said,

I saw him loading parcels at the P. O., Muscles ripplin’ like banners in the breeze,Then he stole the lovin’ heart of poor ole me- o, Chewed it up and spit it out slick as you please![Might as well put the chorus]Oh, I fell in love with a bulk-rate male, I was happy and proud as can be,But he took up with a tramp, So I hand-canceled his stamp,And mailed him back to her C. O. D.![The name of this marvel is “Bulk-Rate Male.”]There’s more, but you get the picture. I didn’t quit my day job at the time.]

On second thought- she looks like a brunette, so a nice soft auburn brown would do (as we get older, softer colors are more becoming)

Ouch!