Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 28, 2013

You better think of some thing Phoebe or you’ll run out of time and spend all day thinking. That our you’ll think of some thing do it and learn WHY you mom says not to do it. I wounder how we can break the rules and still keep it appropriate for the strip? I can’t see Phoebe doing any thing mean spirited.

She didn’t plan ahead! /Daring/, Phoebe. Very daring.

Well, now we KNOW this is fictional. Any fan of a series would have the season done by the end of the day.

If she has the typical liberal hippie generation parents the only things she isn’t allowed to do are criminal felonies.

Reminds me of the book “Mathilda Savage” where Mattie tries to shock her parents into paying attention to her by being bad – but she doesn’t know how!

Be spontaneous Phoebe.

Let’s think of a few things kids are not suppose to do:1) Talk to strangers.2) Play with fire.3) Stick forks into electrical outlets.4) Run out into the street without looking both ways.5) Destroy private property.Anyone else?

I wonder what her parents are planning?

get mom’s gold based vermillion, and actual cobalt blue, oil paints and redo the living room wall in Kahministahn unicorns. clean the brushes on the carpet.

change Dad’s passwords, download latest version of windows, or rearrange his icons on desktop.

Gotta make sure nobody misses this! http://nostrilsketches.tumblr.com/post/51570962727/this-is-what-todays-heavenly-nostrils-looked-like

make them pancakes in the blender, do not put on lid.

practice backing up the car, take MAR for a drive

locate and eat the entire chocolate stash

Ride as many busses as her pocket change will bear. Forget phone and her home address. 11 pm. make it home in a cop car after the nice officer can track down the ’’landmarks’’ MAR suggests are near the neighborhood.

CUT YOUR OWN HAIR