Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 31, 2013

I like an optimist.

Good morning, LB!

Sisyphos, we now have a Portillo’s in Phoenix! Such great Italian beef!

I heard Alex Trebek is going to retire. Wonder ifthat’s true.

MARG! Did you read my comment yesterday?

LB, both my husband and I wear glasses. I did have vision insurance until I turned 65…

Broomie, sheer probabilities suggest you’ll get at least one right, some day….

One day I’ll get one WRONG. Dumbed down…

I can top that! I’ve been watching JEOPARDY! sincethe days of Art Fleming! And please, look him up, I’m NOT in the mood today to respond to asinine comments such as “who is he?"

Don’t forget to answer in the form of a question, Broomie. :)

Me too!

Cliff Clavin, a character on “Cheers” gets on Jeopardy, has a huge lead but foolishly bets it all in Final Jeopardy.The final Jeopardy answer:“Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, Lucille Le Sueur.” Cliff’s question: “Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?”Or any of the Celebrity Jeopardy skits from Saturday Night Live.

It’s like Weird Al’s song, “I Lost on Jeopardy!”

I remember watching Jeopardy once and when final Jeopardy came up I found the question so easy I got it right away and then I was shocked when all three of the contestants missed it.

I have been watching “Days of Our Lives” from day one Broomie, over 40 years.

Even a blind squirrel finds a acorn once in a while..