Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 16, 2008

Transcript:

Dad: Hello? Alice? Where's Mommy? Would you tell her something? Tell there's lots of traffic and Daddy'll be late. What song? No. I don't want to hear the song on TV. Tell Mom I'll be la- No. Tell Mom - what dance? I can't see you dancing, can I? Is Petey there? I know Petey can't sing or dance. Alice! Stop singing along with the TV! Turn it down! There are ten billion cars out here. YES. That's a lot. No. Don't start counting - Alice? Hello? ALICE? $*$@! CELL PHONE!! Alice: You know that job thing Daddy does? I think it makes him grouchy. Mom: Where is he anyway? I made his favorite five-bean salad. Petey: Five beans? I separated them into only four piles. Now I have to start all over.