Ted Rall for April 01, 2013
March 29, 2013
April 03, 2013
Transcript:
In response to popular demand, the Pentagon and C.I.A. proudly announce America's latest attempt to seduce hearts and minds... The general atomics MQ-69 love reaper combat air vehicle.propaganda disseminator. Online dating app uses algorithms and facial recognition software to pair up Waziristan lovebugs. Projects action movies by Steven Seagal. (Man 1: Uploading Jihad videos is up to 8X faster!) Mobile 4G hotspot provides wi-fi throughout Muslim target zones. (Man 2: My iphone finally synced up to the "cloud"... and I've got 10 new songs!) Hi-res live feed tracks and broadcasts stonings VIA "rockcam."
ransomdstone about 11 years ago
Poor deluded Ted. Never had a clue.
Chillbilly about 11 years ago
I’ve always thought that bombing them with our culture would have a better long-term effect than missiles would.
californicated1 about 11 years ago
Not to mention that the 10 new songs that the Jihadist downloaded to his wireless phone were all performed by Justin Bieber and the other acts he signed up, this increasing their market share.…And with the guys from Gitmo coming home after being released, there may also be new following of Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails out there, perhaps making Reznor rich in the process.
Motivemagus about 11 years ago
Sadly, I think this would work better. Then there’s the idea that might stall out potential jihadists: provide a high-speed, constant pipeline of porn. Forget Steven Seagal.
DavidGBA about 11 years ago
If we suply western culture via drone transmitters, they will be corrupted and no longer a threat.
Several South American countries were looking at airborne wifi and cell, 4G now would be the best choice, and drone airplanes mean more payload and less salary cost.
Uncle Joe Premium Member about 11 years ago
Happy April Fools, y’all!
countoftowergrove about 11 years ago
What, exactly revolutionary about Obama?