Ted Rall for April 01, 2013
In response to popular demand, the Pentagon and C.I.A. proudly announce America's latest attempt to seduce hearts and minds... The general atomics MQ-69 love reaper combat air vehicle.propaganda disseminator. Online dating app uses algorithms and facial recognition software to pair up Waziristan lovebugs. Projects action movies by Steven Seagal. (Man 1: Uploading Jihad videos is up to 8X faster!) Mobile 4G hotspot provides wi-fi throughout Muslim target zones. (Man 2: My iphone finally synced up to the "cloud"... and I've got 10 new songs!) Hi-res live feed tracks and broadcasts stonings VIA "rockcam."