I thought that this was fiction until I googled it.
That is really really really sad …
Ok, I’ll concede, this is American Exceptionalism at its finest.
Cold dead hands? The don’t need to wait that long. If he keeps chugging those Big Slurps, he’ll be in a diabetic coma soon enough.
Eat, drink (from gallon sized cups), and be merry, for tomorrow may be The End Of Days!
They’re already into your bank account. How much interest do you get?
Keith Knight
February 13, 2017
Ottodesu about 11 years ago
I thought that this was fiction until I googled it.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 11 years ago
That is really really really sad …
OmqR-IV.0 about 11 years ago
Ok, I’ll concede, this is American Exceptionalism at its finest.
Jason Allen about 11 years ago
Cold dead hands? The don’t need to wait that long. If he keeps chugging those Big Slurps, he’ll be in a diabetic coma soon enough.
William Bednar Premium Member about 11 years ago
Eat, drink (from gallon sized cups), and be merry, for tomorrow may be The End Of Days!
Bob. about 11 years ago
They’re already into your bank account. How much interest do you get?