Close to Home by John McPherson for March 21, 2013

Viper: “You dim bulbs! We can get them at the nearest dollar store!!”

Viper: So named because he could do that cobra yoga pose better than anyone.

I think that shovel will be their toothbrush very soon.

Or lack thereof… hahah

after all, these are your cavity prone years

At least they remembered to “go” before they left.

wish you would. when you kissed me it really tasted like “spit”!

Let them go back and fill the hole in behind them.

The toothbrushes that were sharpened into shanks.