Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Val: How was your trip, Mom? Gramma Evie: It was SO nice to see Arnold. Val: What did you two DO in Atlanta? Gramma Evie: We just relaxed. Val: I'm not getting ANY details, am I? Gramma Evie: So...what's new around here??
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Cofyjunky about 11 years ago
Think about it, Val…do you REALLY want the details of your mother’s SEX LIFE??? (Puke!)
dkendraf about 11 years ago
Ask Holly in about four days.
psychlady about 11 years ago
If she REALLY wants to know, I’m sure Holly will fill her in. For now, keep watching for when she talks to Holly.
lightenup Premium Member about 11 years ago
Yeah, really. No one needs to know details, regardless of how old the other person is (or their relationship). Just be happy that she had a great time and has such a goofy grin on her face. :-)
alondra about 11 years ago
Just be satisfied with the silly grin. It tells you all you need to know.
thirdguy about 11 years ago
The old axiom about sex with an older woman appears to be holding here. “They don’t tell, they don’t swell (get pregnant) and they are grateful as hell.”
thirdguy about 11 years ago
I think you missed the point. Your experience is exactly what I was talking about. By the way, I didn’t make it up, it is a very old saying.
harebell about 11 years ago
Franklin is supposed to have said this (but not in doggerel) in a letter advising a young man to look for an older woman. Life expectancy was a lot shorter then which may or may not account for his concept that older women are supposed to be grateful. These days we can do better than that, and I think Arnold probably knows it!