Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 14, 2013
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Transcript:
Woman: Isn't this nice? Our neighbors couldn't use them, so they gave us their tickets to the symphony. And a parking pass, too! Man: They didn't happen to include a cyanide capsule, did they?
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The Nihilist about 11 years ago
Just so long as there is a hospitality bar — it’s all good…
J Short about 11 years ago
I went to an opera…once. Fell asleep. Some guy kept nudging me to wake me up; just couldn’t leave me alone and let me take a nap.
grossvatter about 11 years ago
I personally use lottsa Benydryl and wake up when its over!!
chromosome Premium Member about 11 years ago
I’ll take ’em, especially if they are playing Mahler or Shostakovich!
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
Not that i wouldn’t trust the neighbors, but just to be safe, have someone house-sit.
Evirtinkelbell about 11 years ago
Made me laugh out loud, wonderful!!!!!
georgelcsmith about 11 years ago
I grew up listening to and playing classical music. My heart goes out to all of you poor people who never learned to love this wonderful culture.
Jkiss about 11 years ago
That was very nice of them….only thing my neighbors do is steal my newspaper. Unless Jeff0811 is on to something?
Kim0158 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Damn! I wish I lived next door to neighbors who subscribed to the symphony. Instead, I get NASCAR & Budweiser fans.