Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2013
March 30, 2013
April 01, 2013
Transcript:
What... What are you doing? I'm trying to find and unadulterated satellite image of area 51... Area 51? Yet you know... The top-secret base in Nevada where the military is rumored to house aliens and UFO wreckage. Just use Google Earth. Ha! That's just what the NSA wants you to see... A redacted Photoshop image covertly uploaded to Google's central server! Sorry. I'm not buying it... Instead I'm directly accessing Russian satellite feed and cross-referencing with data... Ah! There! Hey! What's that on the rooftop of the facility?... See there? It appears to be two figures... Um... It's hard to tell... Aha! I knew it! Do you think the topless one on the right is a male ET or just a liberated freaky gal?
tattooedcyberidiot about 11 years ago
Among extra terrestrials (and Skull and Bones members), the males usually wear no pants
chasches about 11 years ago
Monty has previously lived with a humanoid robot (Robotman) and alien (Mr. Pi), and currently rooms with a time traveller and robot (Doc and E.B.). You would think that by this point Area 51 is old hat to him.
Varnes about 11 years ago
Great minds think alike, Moondog….
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
Is that a He.T. or a She.T.?
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
I knew we couldn’t trust GoogleEarth! But how do we hack the Russian satellites and Ikonos? No wonder Monty is looking so scruffy and quaffing energy drinks….
Plumbob Wilson about 11 years ago
As a platoon of Dreamworks attorneys assault Jim Meddick’s house….
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
Egads! I knew it was true…so there Mrs. smarty pants.
OldestandWisest about 11 years ago
E.T. must have been really liberated, we never saw him wear anything, except when Eliot’s little sister dressed him up and when they disguised him for Halloween.