Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 06, 2013

What?

fantasy baseball….for people who were picked last during little league, has no talent or skill playing the game, and don’t want to play video game versions, because video games are for kids in their thinking.

Good grief, REAL baseball is quite boring enough – why would I want to fantasize about it?!

Lots of narrow minds here early this morning, isn’t there?

What’s the commercial with the kid learning how to throw a baseball, he’s really bad at it. Then we see the father throw the ball and realize that dad’s the one that can’t throw. The moral is WHO CARES, they’re out there together, fresh air, exercise, and spending time together.

@mstrselena ** Ah, now I get it. The child wishes her dad would get off the blankety-blank computer (and away from the corn nuts) and come play with her! Thanks for pointing out the now-obvious; I couldn’t figure out what her objection to fantasy baseball and corn nuts could possibly be.

@Night-Gaunt49 ** And eating corn nuts, too many of which would presumably cause an unattractive expansion of your duff…. Not me, though; they’re too hard and crunchy for my taste. Potato chips and Fritos (chili cheese variety) are much better for absent-minded nibbling.

Given the way she’s holding her nose, I was guessing that the corn nuts give her dad gas.

I, too, love corn nuts but haven’t had any since I broke a tooth on one!

Corn nuts make your breath stink, I imagine the other end has the same issue to a greater degree…

love baseball where you can actually see every playat the game or watching.i mute all commentary on any sport.