Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 13, 2013

A lot of those around – especially in the show biz. . ..

Jenkins’ behavior is human?

You’ll want to add Beardo to the conversation.

(If you’re reading this Dan, I’m just kidding!)

Yeah I know, we’re not Chinese.

I like awful beards, I got one too!

Hey, I noticed that Scott finally fixed that copyright thingie.

Ahh, I love when stories have a happy ending.“You want a happy ending?”And I quote, “No.”

If he really wants to make out with her, he needs to send her to jenkinsexplanationmark.com. The way he seductively blinks will melt her resolve.