Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 18, 2015
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Irving: On sale for $4999! Wait until you see how clear the picture is! You won't believe what you can see! Cathy: $4999. Wow. I see 62 pairs of $80 shoes... 200 dozen roses... one huge $4999 diamond ring or ten lovely $499 ones... I see 83 romantic dinners we're not having... 100 plays we're not seeing... two vacations in Paris... I see the hopeless chasm between us... the impossibility of us ever sharing a living room... I see the end. Complete and utter doom. I see the need to run for my life while there's still a prayer of meeting a man whose brain has not been pixelated! Yes! I see an extremely clear picture!! Irving: I knew you'd lvoe it! Wait until I hook up the TiVo!
sheplives over 9 years ago
Irving, you schmuck…
sheplives over 9 years ago
Irving, you schmuck…
Argythree over 9 years ago
Is this why they broke up originally?
rgcviper over 9 years ago
I see a [head-desk] in my future, since all I know about math is that 2 + 2 = 22 …
HI, MOM. Good Sunday Morning, “Cathy” Clan.
O-Kay over 9 years ago
@argythree Cathy and Irving have broken up a million times over the years, generally because Irving is an idiot. This is but yet another example of that. But we can’t let Cathy off the hook either, because she’s caused a ton of her own problems too.
Koolfunkygrrl over 9 years ago
Does Irving know what ‘picture’ Cathy saw ‘very’ clearly? Probably not….lol…Happy Sunday all ye wonderful Cathy fans:)
ORMouseworks over 9 years ago
Men and their toys…even next to a real live woman like Cathy! ;)
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Only difference between men and boys….price of the toys….Irving is hopeless.