Jon: Would you like a donut, Liz?
Liz: I'd love one. But I really shouldn't.
Jon: So you would like a donut?
Liz: Absolutely.
Jon: But you don't want one?
Liz: No! No, no, no!
Jon: Women.
Garfield: They're a mystery.
Men and women haven’t understood each other since the beginning of time. It’s called “communication.”
.Seriously, ladies, try and understand we men are very literal creatures. We don’t always remember to listen to how something is said and even then we usually don’t get it. Just do us and yourselves a favor and say exactly what you mean as literally as possible. Trust me, we’ll both be happier that way.
Einstein did have a theory of relativity with regard to women. As he explained it: If you sit on a park bench with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like only a minute. But if you sit on a hot stove for a minute, it’s longer than any hour.
wonder why Liz didn’t take one when Jon asked so you do want one and she said absolutely???…then Garfield got all of them and Jon said women and Garfield said they’re a mystery
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Gotta love the “mixed signals” thing.
sonytv about 11 years ago
liz looks so annoyed in the third last panel
doffy about 11 years ago
Is it just me, or is it shocking just how long those donuts lasted? :)
alondra about 11 years ago
It seems after the second panel it should’ve been a moot point because Garfield would’ve already scarfed them down.
pcolli about 11 years ago
If a woman is going to change her mind, she has to do it herself.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Are you on a diet, Liz?
‘Diet’ isn’t Garfield’s favourite word.
xxx
dreadlokz about 11 years ago
I’m an open book. Unlike Liz, apparently.
Darryl Heine about 11 years ago
That’s using your willpower, Liz.
Ernest Lemmingway about 11 years ago
Men and women haven’t understood each other since the beginning of time. It’s called “communication.”
.Seriously, ladies, try and understand we men are very literal creatures. We don’t always remember to listen to how something is said and even then we usually don’t get it. Just do us and yourselves a favor and say exactly what you mean as literally as possible. Trust me, we’ll both be happier that way.
calvinsfriend110 about 11 years ago
Why they take hours shopping…
HankTheSock about 11 years ago
This strip is so true…
joylion about 11 years ago
Wow, Garfeild practically inhaled those doughnuts!! i am surprised they lasted that long though.
Rakkav about 11 years ago
Einstein did have a theory of relativity with regard to women. As he explained it: If you sit on a park bench with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like only a minute. But if you sit on a hot stove for a minute, it’s longer than any hour.
el8 about 11 years ago
“Ah, sweet mystery of life…”.
AmyGrantfan51774 about 11 years ago
wonder why Liz didn’t take one when Jon asked so you do want one and she said absolutely???…then Garfield got all of them and Jon said women and Garfield said they’re a mystery
feanen_atreides about 11 years ago
Somehow panels 1 through 4 made me feel like I was reading Cathy!
business garfield the brave over 1 year ago
who ate the doughnuts?