The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 17, 2013

Well, they’re pretty indigestible anyway…it says someplace that only one ring will bind them….

Id pass on the nuggets, this is one time you really dont want truth in advertising

Don’t they have Aracorn Dogs?

Lord of the Fries?

They should have some finer cuisine – I hear the Orc steaks are to die for.

And one can wash down the meal with a Sauron shake.

The Zagat rating in Mad magazine, gives this restaurant, 3 1/2 Blecchs.

But the menu item was clearly meant for this customer: three rings for the Elven king.

And Frito. And wash it down with Moxie or Pepsi.

Yes, that would be the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy and the “Hobbit”, 4 OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE, IMHO!

Some of these comments are FANTASTIC!