Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 26, 2015

Transcript:

"Good news, cow. I'm writing the next great American novel." "Carrying on the literary torch of Twain, Hemingway and Salinger..." "...I will weave a narrative tapestry that will unravel the universal truths of the human condition." "A story as familiar to us as a dream fading after twilight." "A novel that wraps us up like a warm blanket only to elave our weaknesses and hypocrisies exposed." "A wistful longing for an American that maybe never was and the fleeting hope of what we may never be." "You're playing mahjong." "I know, I meant after mahjong."