Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 27, 2015
"Well, yes, by definition, a vacuum has the lowest amount of energy possible in the galaxy." "therefore, siphoning energy from a vacuum would likely upset the delicate balance of the universe and destrooy all life as we know it." "No, I need power for this shop-vac, so I can vacuum out the car. Have yuo seen the extension cord?" "Yes, and I've hidden it just to be safe." "Ok, you don't get to watch 'nova' anymore."