The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 10, 2013

Sad, so sad, yet beautiful… ;-)

She’s heartless, as well.

Instead of dancing, he’ll go home and listen to sad organ music.

Kidney tries to pick up date. Noreen says no. Kidney failure.

You need to check over at Brewster Rocket for those.

She knew he just wanted to get inside her.

i suspect she has had problems with kidneys in her past, she’s drinking cranberry juice. once bitten, twice shy….

Hey! Have a heart. The lady has intestinal fortitude. Blood, pressure her further and she’ll lunge at you, colon, she’ll vent her spleen. She doesn’t have the stomach for it, right now. So butt out! Liver and loin.

He should have given her a nice chianti. Maybe that would have warmed her up a bit.

I feel his pain. She don’t dance but I bet she is a freak otherwise.

He can;t even finish a dance without going to the bathroom.

Maybe she’s just not a Stones fan?

Maybe if he slipped her a “mTOR inhibitor rufi” into her drink, she would accept him?

The girl has no heart

I thought that was Nora Nephron for a moment.