Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 06, 2013

What sort of Doctor?

She’s not shocked any more, it seems. A tad startled at first, but shocked? No way.

The snake didn’t look any happier than she did.

Better than specimen bottles…

There is a story I heard once about this woman in an apartment building. She is on the toilet and this python crawls out between her legs. Turns out it belonged to her next door neighbor. I had crawled into the toilet in his apartment and then out though her toilet that she just happen to be using. They caught her about 2 blocks away.

I think that I might be more than 2 blocks away if that happened to me.

is this a plumbers snake?

Does the Wiz always wear his hat at home?

Proofread, people, PROOFREAD before ‘submit’ !!

Did she by any chance wet her pants ? She’s leaving spots on floor leaving the bathroom.

Pythons like water. Check Google. In fact there are a lot of stories about pythons and toilets.

Pythons like water. Check Google. In fact there are a lot of stories about pythons and toilets.