Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 26, 2013

I’m expecting a level headed reply.

If not smooth, try gluten-free.

You’re nutty if you answer that question, Norman.

Well dear, you do look like you’re starting to spread…

Part II: Norman in a jam.

I thought the RED cap indicated “smooth” rather than “chunky” [blue cap] peanut butter.

Naw it makes you look Cheap!

Time to butter her up? Better be careful, Norman, or you will be in a jam.

Don’t be a goober, Norman . . . ☻

She’s got peanut butter legs. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Not at all mam!

Extra chunky.