Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: So in your opinion, Barney is the toughest children's character? Bucky: Um... No. See, Barney is like a pro wrestler who moves over to mixed martial arts... He's huge... He's in your face... But he doesn't have the most well-rounded skill set on the PBS. You have to respect his size, but trust me: if Barney went and pulled his schtick on the street, he'd get owned. Rob: What street? Bucky: That would be sesame.
rayannina over 11 years ago
True. Snuffleupagus would beat his purple butt.
alviebird over 11 years ago
Even Big Bird could take him.
JodieKay over 11 years ago
Elmo would probably drive him crazy. Oscar would make him cry.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
alviebird over 11 years ago
I might pay to see that. /\
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I WISH all my taxes went to PBS.
ttoommyy over 11 years ago
I wish people would keep their politics to themselves on a site where we come to get a laugh and lighten our day.
mkahn over 11 years ago
I know, right? It’s “turrible”.
Arianne over 11 years ago
Haha! Big Bird and co. have “Street” smarts! Never thought of it that way before! Very funny, Darby! mkahn, you called it yesterday!
FearlessFreep over 11 years ago
That first frame "dutched’ for the angle; nice art.
Hoodude over 11 years ago
Mammoths rule…
rdmacgregor over 11 years ago
Big Bird vs Barney? I bet they BOTH taste just like chicken!
rroush Premium Member over 11 years ago
Miss Piggy would nail him to the wall.
lcs256 over 11 years ago
Barney is the Brock Lesner of kiddie $how$
angusdad over 11 years ago
I’d love to see Big Bird vs. Barney. I would be rooting for Big Bird, big time
cubswin2016 over 11 years ago
Elmo couldn’t take Barney. Barney would just tickle him.
llong65 over 11 years ago
Bert and Ernie….tag team match
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
barney was used as a “enhanced interrogation technique” during the bush years. just like waterboarding, stress positions, torture.
limarick over 11 years ago
Just be careful not to turn your back on Elmo, Barney.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch would tag team the purple guy into the ground.
lrwells40 over 2 years ago
I think this is my favorite strip sequence. Gave me a whole new love for the muppets. Now I imagine Dr. Honeydew making drugs in his lab, (which kinda explains Beaker), and Bert and Ernie running the muppet cartel. It’s the nicest muppets you gotta watch out for.