Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 27, 2011
August 22, 2011
August 29, 2011
Transcript:
harry: blimey. monster 1: that seemed somewhat abrupt. monster 2: maybe it'll be better in the movie. voldemort united monster 3: well, i hope so. marm while walking through the forbidden forest, harry bumps into his archenemy, voldemort, and they have the obligatory magic battle. somehow harry turns voldemort into a jar of "marmite" (a nasty english food). this unnerves & confuses voldemort's evil minions. harry: bloody 'ell. sorry, we've been raptured please feed the budgie harry returns to the dursleys to find they've all been raptured up to heaven. so he ends up waiting tables at a quaint ogre-themed "pub" (bennigan's). he's not very good at it. harry: who ordered the phoenix? wild thing: um, i get a salad with that. next - harry potter & the paltry tip!
su43dipta over 5 years ago
Ah…the order of the Pheonix! Damn you were great, Richard!
su43dipta over 5 years ago
You have to devour the Pheonix, and quickly too! Otherwise, it may rise…
gutbloom over 5 years ago
Wild Things don’t tip well.