Mrs. Claus?! You're cheating on me with... With... A mall Santa?! I thought it was you dear! She's going on the naughty list!
How drunk do you have to be to put the move on Santa’s wife.
Riiiiight!
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it!
He calls he wife “Mrs Claus”? Well, I guess it makes sense since we have never learned her first name. I think “Sandy” would work.
Over the years, Santa’s “North Pole” became a “South Pole.” He wasn’t “blitzen” her anymore so she went out for some “X-mas cheer.”
By the way, Santa received a jail sentence for attempting to “sleigh” the imposter.
I think “Kats” would be a much better first name for Mrs. Claus.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
PICTO over 11 years ago
How drunk do you have to be to put the move on Santa’s wife.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Riiiiight!
gerlock over 11 years ago
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it!
gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago
He calls he wife “Mrs Claus”? Well, I guess it makes sense since we have never learned her first name. I think “Sandy” would work.
blackman2732 over 11 years ago
Over the years, Santa’s “North Pole” became a “South Pole.” He wasn’t “blitzen” her anymore so she went out for some “X-mas cheer.”
blackman2732 over 11 years ago
By the way, Santa received a jail sentence for attempting to “sleigh” the imposter.
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think “Kats” would be a much better first name for Mrs. Claus.