Teacher wants to demonstrate the effects of alcohol to her pre-teen students, so she puts two glasses on her desk, one filled with water, one filled with tequila. The she puts a worm in each glass. The worm in the alcohol almost immediately curls up and dies, but the worm in the water swims around happily.Teacher then asks the class, “And what do we learn from this?”Little Johnny stands up and says, “Teacher, it means if we drink booze, we won’t have worms!”
No, there isn’t “supposed to be a worm in that stuff”. The author is thinking of mezcal. The worm is a butterfly larvae and is not a desirable addition, but when not discarded, is a marketing ploy.
When I spent a lot of time working in MX, I often had many shots with salt and lime, but I always finished the night with a couple of Kalua and Presidente (half and half). I sill like those in chilly weather.
oldpine52 over 11 years ago
Yep, the early bird got the worm.
bluskies over 11 years ago
The worm is in Mescal, not Tequila.
el8 over 11 years ago
The early drunk got the worm.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
One of the perks of being a bartender.
neergls over 11 years ago
Does Harper Lee own the place?
PICTO over 11 years ago
Didn’t Harper Lee used to drink in that bar?
luvcmx over 11 years ago
The bar’s name “The Tequila Mockingbird” gave me a chuckle.
finale over 11 years ago
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keithmc over 11 years ago
Love the name of the bar
Number Three over 11 years ago
Not an early bird special this time…
LOL xxx
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Teacher wants to demonstrate the effects of alcohol to her pre-teen students, so she puts two glasses on her desk, one filled with water, one filled with tequila. The she puts a worm in each glass. The worm in the alcohol almost immediately curls up and dies, but the worm in the water swims around happily.Teacher then asks the class, “And what do we learn from this?”Little Johnny stands up and says, “Teacher, it means if we drink booze, we won’t have worms!”
codedaddy over 11 years ago
No, there isn’t “supposed to be a worm in that stuff”. The author is thinking of mezcal. The worm is a butterfly larvae and is not a desirable addition, but when not discarded, is a marketing ploy.
Buggerlugs over 11 years ago
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets caught.So if you’re a worm always be late.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
When I spent a lot of time working in MX, I often had many shots with salt and lime, but I always finished the night with a couple of Kalua and Presidente (half and half). I sill like those in chilly weather.