Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 16, 2012

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeerHad a very shiny noseYou would even say it glows

    All of the other reindeer

    Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor RudolphHang around their reindeer dames

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve

    Donder came to say Rudolph with your nose so brightWon’t you come out of my closet tonight?

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Rudolph came to town again.

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    When will Rudolph come out of the closet?

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    That’s a strange place to live, in the Red Light District!!

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    “When he told me he’d fly me to the moon, I just couldn’t resist!”

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    They were just playing “Jingle Belles”.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    And she still has that tell-tale glow about her.

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    noahproblem  over 11 years ago

    I don’t know if all the other reindeer loved him, but we now know ONE did.

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    Under Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Ya know only male deer aka bucks have antlers so what is going on here?

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    valehans  over 11 years ago

    @Dave Baugh Both male and female reindeer grow antlers

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Now Donner"s honor needs fixin’after Rudolph’s romp with Vixen;so he’ll go drink a few with Blitzenand tomorrow he’ll be wishin’he’d stayed at home . . . ☻

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    Perkycat  over 11 years ago

    Funny comic – great comments!

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    Reinman run, run, run!

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    tegm  over 11 years ago

    hahaha good one!

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    Donner is seeing red.

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