Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for December 02, 2012

That joke goes way back! Not original.

How’d he ever get a drivers licence?

What a maroon!

When driving the wrong way, it is even more dangerous to be on the phone.

It’s an oldie but a goodie. Sigh.

It may be an old joke, but the illustration in the last panel is great.

I’ve said it before… I don’t mind someone redoing an old song, an old recipe, an old ritual, an old story or an old joke… as long as they do it well! Nice job, Jim!

I don’t recall reading this before…it doesn’t hurt to remind us to be mindful.

in our state (Rhode Island) we have “WRONG WAY” signs facing anyone going the wrong way…on one way streets and ramps to expressways.

This was originally a “blonde” joke.

With Slim driving like that he’s soon to meet up with the former owner of that truck again!

That’s been an epidemic here in Atlanta this past year! Two locally famous people were involved. Kelly Stevens, the morning DJ at WSB-FM 98.5 (B-98.5) this past spring and Amanda Davis of WAGA-TV Fox 5 last month. Kelly was the victim (a leg injury) and Amanda the accused (drunk driving) Both of these were separate incidents.

Seems to me Clovia probably should have expected this.

He didn’t see the arrows? Hell, hedidn’t even see the Indians.

New to me! : )

People keep telling old jokes, and orchestras keep playing Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony.

There was a garage band active in the mid-1960s called the Driving Stupid. Obviously they were prophetic…..