Close to Home by John McPherson for November 06, 2012

Politicians don’t have a pulse…it doesn’t stop them from running for office.

for a long time Dick Chaney didn’t have a pulse either, and many question the presence of a soul as well.

Dick Chaney with a pulse?? I’m surprised that he was able to last the entire Bush presidency without suffering a major life ending heart attack. Hope all who’s registered go out and do their civic duty and cast their vote

Figures that the zombie apocalypse would be kicked off by an election…

Never stopped ’em in Chicago.

Nor anywhere else. Wasn’t a pol’s son just caught on tape getting instructions on just how to do it?

Bet this occurred at a Florida voting center ??

…and a voter I.D.

I mean really…if this guy had any brains….

This is obviously not taking place in Chicago, where being dead does not prevent one from voting…

They’ll accept him in Chicago.

“Has pulse requirement” discrimination for sure, its hard for the poor to get out and fix their pulse.

Must be a Democrat from Chicago…

Have a pulse? I think all politicians have a pulse, maybe be VERY slow, but a pulse. Now if it was have a BRAIN, then you might have a case for politicians, of couses some mabe 1 dead brain cell, but it’s there.

The Miami Mayor was removed from office for voter fraud in 1997. I wonder if the Zombie addresses were all cemeteries.

no brains is never a hindrance to voting

Agreed, death is not a hindrance to voting in Chicago….in some election wards it may be a requirement…

Send him to Massachusetts – dead folks vote quite regularly there.