I like this one. And the tag “Oven Fried Kosher Turkey Ham.”
By the way, contrary to popular belief, sea captains are not entitled to perform marriages.
For Elvis impersonators, on the other hand, it depends on which alien spacecraft abducted them:
“Do all aliens like you have four arms?”
“That’s right.”
“And three eyes?”
“Every one.”
“And blue skin?”
“The whole species.”
“And little black skullcaps?”
“Only the orthodox.”
Quiky divorces and multiple mistresses have ruined marriage. No longer does a woman need to be dependent on a man who tells her what to do and can beat her if she displeases him. Check out Victorian Marriage, it wasn’t pretty. I wouldn’t want MY daughters living like that.
Let the gays have their stupid weddings. Then we can all sit back and laugh when they try to get divorced.
Magnaut over 14 years ago
the wise latina will resolve this
Motivemagus over 14 years ago
I like this one. And the tag “Oven Fried Kosher Turkey Ham.” By the way, contrary to popular belief, sea captains are not entitled to perform marriages. For Elvis impersonators, on the other hand, it depends on which alien spacecraft abducted them: “Do all aliens like you have four arms?” “That’s right.” “And three eyes?” “Every one.” “And blue skin?” “The whole species.” “And little black skullcaps?” “Only the orthodox.”
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
^^ ha!
comYics over 14 years ago
IrishEddieOHara, those “morons” shouldnt be allowed to marry.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
Quiky divorces and multiple mistresses have ruined marriage. No longer does a woman need to be dependent on a man who tells her what to do and can beat her if she displeases him. Check out Victorian Marriage, it wasn’t pretty. I wouldn’t want MY daughters living like that. Let the gays have their stupid weddings. Then we can all sit back and laugh when they try to get divorced.
http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~ulrich/femhist/marriage.shtml
mhenriday over 14 years ago
Olfart, are you referring to all marriages, or merely those between people of the same gender ?…
Henri