Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 06, 2010

Disseminating the blame for unforeseen disasters… way ahead of the game.

Kids say the darnedest things…

Perhaps.

GoComics readers, this means us!

Yeah, we know.

If you want to understand these things, I suggest reading the book, “Why Bad Things Happen to Bad People.”

yes, good person or bad person, it’s still comin’!

I wouldn’t worry about that threat. Anyone who repeats indefinite articles is harmless. (T: gotcha!)

So go, and sin no more…

The blog: Oh, Teresa…I bet you made that typo on purpose! Did Bill volunteer to be the whipping boy, incidentally? I wouldn’t be surprised.

I think that little kid must be the most terrible thing that happened. Impudent little bugger. She’d look good in a corner with a pointy hat.

Thank you, little girl, for not alarming me. I would not have liked that.

“Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?”

– Homer Simpson

Teresa: Please, for God’s sake, don’t set your bodyguard on me, but what about THIS one - “release a Bill Maudlin stamp.”? Or was this intentional and I missed the point? Que pasa?

It’s isn’t so much that I do not wish to alarm you, but more that I do not wish you to believe I am threatening or becoming involved in some way.