“Take the prisoner downstairs,” he said condescendingly.
“I’ve eaten too much bread,” he said painfully.
You’re reminding me of the early sixties. My mother and father and sister and I would stay awake at night thinking of new Tom Swifties to relate at breakfast.
pearlandpeach over 14 years ago
Oh dear, that sounds like me…..
Flintstoned over 14 years ago
TOO high to think, i’am going to bed.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly. “Yes, I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly. I could go on…
lonecat over 14 years ago
“Take the prisoner downstairs,” he said condescendingly. “I’ve eaten too much bread,” he said painfully.
You’re reminding me of the early sixties. My mother and father and sister and I would stay awake at night thinking of new Tom Swifties to relate at breakfast.
anorok2 over 14 years ago
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detour_jones over 14 years ago
Tom Swift!
‘I have not thought of Tom Swift since that conk on the head I received in grade school” he remarked absently.
My favorite novel in the series is Tom Swift and His Cinema of Transgression Adventures. Why you ask… because it is the only one I have ever read.
TheWildSow over 14 years ago
“Place the prisoner in the electric chair,” said Warden Tom conceitedly. “And throw the switch,” he said concurrently.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
“I have discovered an expert,” said Tom profoundly. Hey…I just made that up myself! Thanks for the inspiriation, jtpozenel!
lonecat over 14 years ago
“I’ve read Pride and Prejudice ten times” Tom said ostentatiously.
TheWildSow over 14 years ago
“My father’s sister had a sex-change operation,” said Tom buoyantly.
“My mother’s sister has 16 personalities,” Tom whispered sibilantly.
“She’s married to my uncle, but I don’t know her from Adam,” Tom stated adamantly.
lonecat over 14 years ago
“I’m proud to say that I caught the biggest trout” Tom said superficially.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
I love you guys. (Tom said gaily). That one started as an ordinary post, and I realized I could Swifty it.
lonecat over 14 years ago
“I used to live in the Argentine plains” Tom said pompously.
I don’t know if you will accept these, because they are in a different form:
“I broke my leg when I jumped out of the Boeing 747” Tom explained.
“Give up your life of prostitution!” Tom exhorted.
And you may not know that Tom eschewed alphabet soup.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
You’ve all left out his most well-known - “It gets lonely on the farm”, Tom said sheepishly.