Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 01, 2013

The only way that would work is if a law was passed that kept someone in involuntary servitude until their replacement was elected.

That’s assuming the office needs to be filled in the interim. Which is how we got into this mess.

Is it my imagination, or does “his nibs” look a lot like Nixon?

So the existence of the known universe is hanging in the balance? And “none of the above” isn’t an option? Scary thought. Think I’d take sarcasm over maniacal evil.

I’d pick Banks — for Mayor and for most of the offices in my state.