Close to Home by John McPherson for December 02, 2019

I like to save money as much as the next guy,but OUCH!

Are you poking fun at me?

I get the point but not that way.

I don’t want to take the needles home.

Lay on a ground wasp nest.

I think I’ll stick with the standard treatment.

I hear his competitor down the street has a porcupine you can hug for $20!

Go hug POTUS he´s a real p****!

Where is the little yellow fella?

“I don’t need no pokin’ and proddin’ from a doctor!” “But if I did, how much for the proddin’?”

The two are equally effective.

I’ve heard running is good for that, better start running.

What a prick.

Have you hugged your cactus today?