“I must consult our expert colleague, Fearless Fosdick.”
Hmmmmm, was he part of some alien probe? Maybe a practical joke by Bleeb? The boy can be very mischievious!
Well, he sure isn’t the fountain of youth.
“Meanwhile will you stand next to the plants in the lobby?”
After some more tests the doctors discovered there were more areas than his gut where he leaked.
Exactly one year ago I was in the hospital because of a leaky gut, better known as a perforated ulcer. I can assure you that it was not a pleasant experience. I only had one leak so if this fellow has seven there is no way he is sitting up on the table like that. I now stay away from Ibuprofen.
This. This is why not acupuncture
May I suggest sleeping on your back or getting rid of that bed of nails!
That’s not the color fluid I would expect guts to leak…
His cousin was famed clarinetist Pete Fountain. :-)
Why is the nurse crying?
“He never even touched me!” Looney Tunes
By any chance, do you owe the “Mob” money?
Hapless tourist who wandered into the South side of Chicago.
This is caused by being “Anal Retentive” and eating a large bean burrito with green sauce!
At least he doesn’t have to worry about water retention.
Insert a garden hose where it isn’t usually inserted, and have him walk around the yard?
August 21, 2015