Close to Home by John McPherson for September 16, 2019


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    Strob Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “I must consult our expert colleague, Fearless Fosdick.”

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    Leojim  about 2 months ago

    Hmmmmm, was he part of some alien probe? Maybe a practical joke by Bleeb? The boy can be very mischievious!

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    jivanimark  about 2 months ago

    Well, he sure isn’t the fountain of youth.

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    whahoppened  about 2 months ago

    “Meanwhile will you stand next to the plants in the lobby?”

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    Stevefk  about 2 months ago

    After some more tests the doctors discovered there were more areas than his gut where he leaked.

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    tkcoker  about 2 months ago

    Exactly one year ago I was in the hospital because of a leaky gut, better known as a perforated ulcer. I can assure you that it was not a pleasant experience. I only had one leak so if this fellow has seven there is no way he is sitting up on the table like that. I now stay away from Ibuprofen.

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    RobinHood  about 2 months ago

    This. This is why not acupuncture

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    Prey  about 2 months ago

    May I suggest sleeping on your back or getting rid of that bed of nails!

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    chromosome Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That’s not the color fluid I would expect guts to leak…

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    Michael G  about 2 months ago

    His cousin was famed clarinetist Pete Fountain. :-)

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    Why is the nurse crying?

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    coffeeturtle  about 2 months ago

    “He never even touched me!” Looney Tunes

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    By any chance, do you owe the “Mob” money?

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hapless tourist who wandered into the South side of Chicago.

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    kodj kodjin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This is caused by being “Anal Retentive” and eating a large bean burrito with green sauce!

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    Space & Kitten  about 2 months ago

    OK ??

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    sandflea  about 2 months ago

    At least he doesn’t have to worry about water retention.

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    tinstar  about 2 months ago

    Insert a garden hose where it isn’t usually inserted, and have him walk around the yard?

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