Clay Bennett for March 05, 2018

Well, his color’$ right.

And he can’t even sing, either. ALTHOUGH, if Mueller comes calling with his Subpoenas, then it will be “Hello, mah Baby, Hello mah Honey, Hello mah ragtime Gal…Send me a pardon by wire, then I’ll turn on the liar…”

That’s what you get after you kiss him – He turned back into a frog and we got the warts. Don’t worry about Jarvanka, Daddy will still give them classified information to pass on to foreign interests. They have to make money off of the country somehow.

Pepe! Is that you?

Fear not: he leaves with a lifetime supply of K-Y jelly: the good grooming product of Trump men and women.

Go back to the undrained swamp!

Get $5000 in debt, your credit is ruined, your house and/or car seized. Get 1.4 billion dollars in debt, and live like a king.

If trump starts pardoning left and right, he is DONE.

An ex trump aide said on MSNBC that he thinks Mueller “may have something on trump” just this afternoon. He also said he is not going to cooperate with Mueller and thinks it funny that he might be held in contempt,

Ivanka and Jared have been using a private email server for government business in addition to having access to classified information without having proper security clearance.

LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

Now who in the hell will kiss me? Huh?