Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 01, 2023

I am a woman, and would never make a man guess my feelings by my FOOTWEAR! I’d use my words – lots and Lots and LOTS of them!!

That’s the secret? Well, crap. Most women I know are in flip flops or bare foot within minutes of getting everywhere. Not complaining, just an observation.

I wear Crocs and slip on Sketchers. What my shoes say about me is that I’m to lazy to wear anything with laces.

Footling excuses for failure to communicate more directly. It’s like expecting women to measure me by the tie I never wear.

Yup—this shoe secret code stuff is all gibberish to me, too. If ya wanna communicate something, just say it, fer cryin’ out loud. Ha.

HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.

I was a show junkie. Gorgeous heels. Very, very expensive. I never once thought in terms of them relating to men. I mostly wanted to impress myself, with a little bit of impressing female friends.

I had dozens and dozens of ultra expensive shoes. I’ll never forget the day I threw them all away.

Never knew any of this…Gee, wonder what signals I’ve been sending.