Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 28, 2012
Transcript:
Saleswoman: The must-have new item of the season is the floral pant! Cathy: AACK! Saleswoman: Compared to how fat your legs feel in these, everything else you own will look fabulous! White pants will seem sleek...tube dresses will look svelte...ALL your clothes will have a new life because of the FLORAL PANT! Cathy: Sold! Saleswoman: Investment dressing, redefined.
lippyfish over 12 years ago
I have never seen her look bigger.
J Short over 12 years ago
Holy mackeral! Get some exercise.
lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah, wow, this is the worst that I’ve seen her. That second panel is just stare-worthy. Poor Cathy, Ms. G must have had a rough day when she drew this one.Good morning, Susan, gmforde and Aaron! I hope all is well on your trip, Aaron.Hello to GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, soonergal and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!Thank you, everyone, for your nice birthday wishes for lightenup jr! She had a wonderful day and loved hearing from my comics friends! :-)
monawarner over 12 years ago
Good morning everyone.I had a pair of pants like that once. My grandson picked them out, so it wasn’t like I could hide them away and not wear them.
summerdog86 over 12 years ago
Aren’t these currently back in style? I want to see what she looks like in plaid ones.
soonergal Premium Member over 12 years ago
When crop pants first came in, many of them were bright florals and I felt just like Cathy. I quickly went back to my solid colors and as the saleslady said, things looked a lot better!
BillyJL over 12 years ago
WOW she’s huge. I wonder if that’s her own self-image or Sales Lady’s interpretation. She’s not exactly slim and trim, but she’s not balloon shaped either.
Hi fellow Cathyites. Friend Aaron arrived safely. Today was a simulated jumbo jet crash drill, something he hasn’t been trained at yet. He wore both his firefighter and paramedic hats for that. And poor LMB is walking all around the place looking for traces of Aaron. Not that I don’t miss him already too. Sigh.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
WOW!!!!! Cathy had better not ask anyone if those pants make her butt look fat because someone just might say “No, your fat butt makes butt look fat!”
Dr. Billy: I know you miss Aaron but today’s training sure sounds exciting! Living/working in the D.C. area . . . you just never know when knowledge like that may come in handy (unfortunately). Poor LMB though! Dogs are such creatures of habit and easily get upset when their schedules get messed up. Hope you’re giving him lots of hugs, kisses and attention and that he’s doing okay!
Good evening to you, Aaron, lightenup, K.F.G., Susan, rgcviper, summerdog, gmforde, Mona, hendelca, lindz.coop, soonergal, serenasakitty, J. Short, lippyfish, kittycatpawsare and all the rest of the “Cathy” fanatics hanging out with us here tonight. Nice to “see” you all!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hi Cathyites!! Cathy does seem to be drawn excessively fat today. I tend to like flowered pants — probably because my legs are thin from dancing. (That doesn’t mean I couldn’t stand to lose a little in other areas.)
Glad to hear lightenup jr had a great birthday!! Also glad Aaron arrived for his training ok & he’ll be back before you know it Billy.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
lightenup jr.: I was very busy and couldn’t be here to say this to you yesterday so I hope it’s okay if it’s a day late! Hope your birthday was a really GREAT one!!!!!
BillyJL over 12 years ago
GsMom & lindz.coop you’re right, he’ll be home soon enough. People often wonder how we sometimes manage on a daily basis with me working all day and Aaron working all night. The hug before I leave for work in the a.m. and the second hug when I get home before he goes to work is the magic. The good thing now is that I can sleep deeper knowing he’s not out in harm’s way all night.
BTW lindz.coop you’re beginning to show up earlier. I like it. Normally I don’t see your fun and wise comments until around 5:30 a.m. And since he’s not been here yet, HULLO rgcViper. :-)
rgcviper over 12 years ago
OK. For me, this one went beyond the common “eye-roll”—to more of a “face-palm”.
At least we finally saw another “AACK”, though … it’d been a long time.
Looks like we just missed each other, Billy. Hello to you and everyone else as always.
kittycatpawsare over 12 years ago
Hi everyone Oh Billy i know you and LMB miss Aaron so much but he’ll be home before you know it. :)