February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Mom don’t want want Bambi starting a forest fire.
What could possibly go wrong when a deer uses a flame thrower?
And click, photo!!
Couldn’t he just borrow one from his neighbor, Ed Crankshaft?
Third panel on a t-shirt, please!I wonder how many people would actually believe it’s Calvin even when I told them though…
Go for the gold. Ask for a grenade launcher as well.
One of my all-time faves – this became part of the household lexicon for “you can argue that all you want – it still ain’t happenin’.”
He will need to promise not to use it in the living room.
The ONLY way to kill Black Widow spiders.
Does Bambi have a flamethrower?
Mothers aren’t stupid.
Well, Not all of them are. Some are a disgrace.
I’m saving up for a birthday present for myself next February..! bit.ly/2lFmPwN
Negotiate, start with a soggy book of matches and slowly work your way …um down.
Flames are not a welcome environment for a stuffed tiger.
September 25, 2019