February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Calvin should be careful…
Mid 1980’s. Bog standard Australian suburban high school.
Teaching mate had had a big night out.Apparently came home, stripped down.Pants, jocks in one fell swoop.Went to bed.Woke (worse for wear). In a hurry and hangover fog.Fresh jocks. Pants (from night before) straight on.Off to work (school).
Trapped jocks from night before…“Let me free, let me free !”
First class for morning.Year 9 (fifteen year olds, boys and girls)Him sitting on teachers desk, legs swinging in the breeze.“Sir… look !” from one of the guys.Last night’s jockey briefs flapping around at ankle !
Much jocularity (so to speak).
He lasted less than a year at teaching high school.
Went on to study Law. (I kid you not.)
Must have a thing for briefs.
(Yes, he really was that stupid.)
September 25, 2019