Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 24, 2022

Sitting for a spell

The bison/buffalo look scared.

“You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd…”

Never mind that. What’s the score in the Deer/Antelope game?

She’s NEVER happy!

Getting run over like that will make you say a discouraging word!

Be careful what you wish for….

Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam,Where the deer and the antelope play,Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,And the skies are not cloudy all day.

Cartoon panels superimposed on an open (range) background! That’s a step beyond Pogo’s Albert lighting the match for his cigar on the panel wall. I love it! What will Russell come up with next?

oh give me a homeWhere the buffalo roamand I’ll show you a dirty house

Her singing caused a stampede!

♪♫ “Oh, give me a home example, where the buffalo don’t trample…” ♪♫

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They thought you were singing about where the buffalo stampede…

It would be if they were just roaming, and not stampeding.

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roamAnd I’ll give a generous carpet allowance when I sell

Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam, where the deer and the cantaloupe lay.

When I was a kid I thought ‘and seldom is heard a discouraging word’ meant ‘seldom’ was a discouraging word.

Oh Give me a home, Where the Ops weenies roam;Where the deer and the SAT troops all play;Where seldom is heard an un-garbled word;and we don’t see the light of the day.

Home, home in the hole;Where all our SAC missile men stay;Where we do our best, and pass all the tests;But when will we get Alert Pay?

That home has all the chips you can handle!

Buffalo herds once numbered in the millions. Now, slowly being built back, they might number in the thousands in selected areas.

Broomie should not have built in a “selected area”….

Hahahahahaha! So funny.