Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 11, 2010

That’ll work…

Always read the small print, Broomie

That’s called a starvation diet Broomie.

Crude, but effective. How long, though, can Broomie stick with it? (I’d guess about one non-meal.)

So will the kilos.

Another diet doomed to failure.

Isn’t that patented under “Slim-fast”?

She’ll probably replace each meal with seventeen large snacks, each with a six-pack of beer.

Good idea.

@SherlockWatson said, about 7 hours ago

She’ll probably replace each meal with seventeen large snacks, each with a six-pack of beer.

Now there’s a diet I’d be able to follow!