Brian McFadden for October 01, 2018

Bomby secures unlimited funding by shooting working Americans in the crotch with his T-shirt cannon.

I never have gotten to the point where I can stand ‘mascots’ which are just goofy costumes with a human inside. That big dumb green thing that hangs out at Phillies’ games really ticks me off. Good thing I can’t afford a ticket.

Gropey should be having his hand over McConnell’s nose and mouth. If he couldn’t breathe, he wouldn’t be able to lie.

Grifty is coming in handy for millionaire Senator Grassley, who is applying for Farm Bill grants for his farm to counteract those pesky tariffs his good buddy Donnie imposed.

Great toon! What a shame that this is now the GOP.

Someone needs to remind B.O. that there WAS another administration between the shrub and the chump.

Instead of mascots, I’d rather we fleshed out a code of ethics as an amendment that Congress members must abide by that would not allow a political party to rob power from their opposition’s elected representatives and have unrepresentative unilateral control.

THERE COULD BE A FINANCIAL CRASH BEFORE END OF TRUMP’S FIRST TERM, EXPERTS SAY, CITING LOOMING DEBTS

https://www.newsweek.com/stock-market-1134867

Republicans block $250 million to beef up election securityChristal Hayes, USA TODAY

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/08/01/republicans-block-money-election-security/884438002/

Trump Administration Quietly Moves 1,600 Migrant Children To Texas Tent City: ReportThe children have been relocated — mostly in the middle of the night without warning — from shelters and private foster care to Tornillo in the Texas desert.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tornillo-tent-city-migrant-children_us_5bb1fcc6e4b0c7575966ff2e?utm_campaign=hp_fb_pages&section=politics&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000013&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=politics_fb

I heard that the expression ‘sober as a judge’ has been removed from Familiar Expressions lists.

Soooo…what would happen if the Senate was composed of one member from each party???? They would end up either being do-nothings like we have now…..or just maybe they would have to reach across the aisle and co-operate in order to get their agendas fulfilled….naw….that wouldn’t change a thing….to bad…..so sad…