Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2022

Is that a Jewish minion?

One short of a Minyan.

How timely; they just missed Yom Kippur.

For those of you unfamiliar, this is from the Amer. Herit. Dict.:

minyan The minimum number of ten adult Jews or, among the Orthodox, Jewish men required for a communal religious service.

But the minion gives you a minyan, so all’s well. Should get him a yarmulka, though.

Don’t be prejudiced… if he’s a Jewish minion and old enough, they have a minyan… counting the rabbi, if that’s a rabbi.

If he’s staying, and praying, he counts.

M-O-U-S-E

Keep your Kippa on. He’s a convert. Passed the snip test.

he is the Moile

Interesting. I’m a senior citizen and never heard that term before.

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” George Bernard Shaw

So you have to be Jewish AND have watched Despicable Me to get this joke? And here, I thought Despicable Me was Daffy Duck’s autobiography.

aw let him stay

“Oy vey….”

The Menorah’s wrong, it has nine branches and should only have seven, except during Hanukkah.

Is Yiddish one of the component languages of minionese?

I love when a strip sends me to the dictionary to learn something new.

If he’s been bar mitzvahed he’s in!