Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2022

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Is that a Jewish minion?

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    Heres Waldo  over 1 year ago

    One short of a Minyan.

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    How timely; they just missed Yom Kippur.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For those of you unfamiliar, this is from the Amer. Herit. Dict.:

    minyan The minimum number of ten adult Jews or, among the Orthodox, Jewish men required for a communal religious service.

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    But the minion gives you a minyan, so all’s well. Should get him a yarmulka, though.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t be prejudiced… if he’s a Jewish minion and old enough, they have a minyan… counting the rabbi, if that’s a rabbi.

    If he’s staying, and praying, he counts.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    M-O-U-S-E

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Keep your Kippa on. He’s a convert. Passed the snip test.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 1 year ago

    he is the Moile

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    drycurt  over 1 year ago

    Interesting. I’m a senior citizen and never heard that term before.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” George Bernard Shaw

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So you have to be Jewish AND have watched Despicable Me to get this joke? And here, I thought Despicable Me was Daffy Duck’s autobiography.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    aw let him stay

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    ars731  over 1 year ago

    “Oy vey….”

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    stevek Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Menorah’s wrong, it has nine branches and should only have seven, except during Hanukkah.

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    jeffchrz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is Yiddish one of the component languages of minionese?

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    I love when a strip sends me to the dictionary to learn something new.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If he’s been bar mitzvahed he’s in!

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