Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2019


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    whahoppened  8 months ago

    And it just started out as revenge!

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    Chithing Premium Member 8 months ago

    These days, I would expect a robot to win.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Give us his phone number so we can congratulate him (at dinner time).

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 8 months ago

    Awards don’t mean much when you’re about to be replaced by AI and robo-dialers.

    I feel sorry for most people who lose their jobs to automation….

    But somehow…. not this time.

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    cdward  8 months ago

    Just then, as the telemarketing awards dinner gets into full swing, everybody’s phone rings.

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    Norris66  8 months ago

    Have you ever gotten the feeling, that some of your Tech Call in Help Centers, the Telemarketers and Scam Callers, are in cubicles in the same buildings, off shore?

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    Michael G  8 months ago

    Bring back the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate!

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    formathe  8 months ago

    Here in Ontario when I answer the phone there is a brief delay and usually a click. By then I’ve already hung up and moved on.

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    Bill The Nuke  8 months ago

    There’s a Most Annoying Jerk award?

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    Cerabooge  8 months ago

    He doesn’t deserve the award. He’s just been phoning it in.

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    Daniel Quilp  8 months ago

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    PlatinumBlimp  8 months ago

    Dump your land line

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