Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2012

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    Tirasmol  about 11 years ago


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    doc white  about 11 years ago

    He still looks good.

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    LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet  about 11 years ago

    Even worse, he settled for half a loaf.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    That loafer thinks he doesn’t need counseling, cos with all his polish, he’s a shoe-in for any opening.

    He says the sole reason his last company handed him his walking papers was that he wasn’t instep with office politics.

    But in reality, he did nothing there all day but make arch remarks, especially about his supervisor’s brogue, and tell corny jokes.

    His final misstep was when he laced the punch at the office party and acted like a heel.

    Instead of bragging that he “thinks outside the box,” he needs to put a sock in it, and learn to toe the line!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    By the way, in spite of his attitude, he obviously doesn’t have a penny.

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Wow! Susan, take a breath girl! Funny as usual…

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    treblemaker  about 11 years ago

    Try applying at the Wonderbread factory.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Applying the soft shoe approach I see.

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    jwood220  about 11 years ago

    Susie is a shoe in for punster of the day

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    jmcx4  about 11 years ago

    The loafer, unlike Susan, doesn’t have a tongue……

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Mocking the job applicant is a sin.

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    i_am_the_jam  about 11 years ago

    Susan, many times, you are funnier than the strip :D

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 11 years ago

    And Mary Janes have never been known for their anti-weed stance.

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    An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove  about 11 years ago

    leather or not you like him isn’t the point

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    ChucklinChuck  about 11 years ago

    I’m late to the game today and tip my hat to Susan, queen of the pun. I really took a shine to your work here.

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    iced tea  about 11 years ago

    That loafer needs a BIG foot to fill it. :-)

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